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Name: Sarah
Country: United States
State: Kentucky
Metro: Paducah
Birthday: 12/26/1990
Gender: Female


Interests: I love playing Cranium (sounds dumb, but you're mistaken) with my friends and just hanging out with everyone.
Expertise: Rambling and Folding Paper Birds
Occupation: Student


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MSN: ae_babie@hotmail.com


Member Since: 1/5/2006

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

ugh! is there any way to make it stop automatically putting xanga entries on facebook!?


I just started to feel pretty guilty about not writing on here in forever. I mean I've recorded so many memories on here.  We're getting so old.  It's so sad.  You know what the best feeling in the world is though?  Well ok probably not the best but whatever.  When you have a reason to get up in the morning.  Like there might actually be something good in your day and there's no feeling like there's absolutely nothing good in your life and you might as well stay in bed.  Anyway...yeah.


Saturday, July 29, 2006

I read every single xanga entry I've ever written, both on ae_babie and i_heart_my_username.  I though't I'd changed a lot since 7th grade.  It's weird, but...it's like I changed into someone totally different from 7th to 8th grade...and then just recently I changed back.  It was a rather refreshing read.  Well, actually, no it wasn't.  It was flipping depressing.  My life sucked.  I mean it still does...but how the heck did I deal with Ryson?!  Seriously...I was insane to put up with that mess.


Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I tried to be all cool like that girl in stick it and take an ice bath because I hurt freakin everywhere and when I poured in the ice into the already-as cold-as-it-would-go water and then left the room, I found upon my return that all the ice had melted.  My brilliant plan to alleviate my pain was foiled, and I am constantly reminded of my failure by the sharp pain that accompanies my every move.  15 more days of four hour practices.  I can do this.


Monday, July 17, 2006

When I read this I just wanted to laugh and cry and find something to frame it in all at the same time.

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny



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